Two Canadians

are sitting at a bar, bored to hell, so they decide to play 20 questions. The first Canadian thinks for a moment, and with a chuckle, decides that his word will be "moosecock." He says, "Ok, I've got a good one."

The second Canadian says, "Ok, first question: is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian laughs a little, but replies, "Yeah, I guess you could say that."

The second Canadian says, "Is it moosecock?"