Another reason that I love Stephen King

I read Twilight. I'll admit it. My sister (older than the target demographic, but still curious) decided to see if it was as horrible as she suspected it would be, and I joined her. It was, and is, total garbage. 

I hear the movie made things slightly better (by bringing the entirely flat characters to life, to a certain degree) and slightly worse (the way movies always do), but I didn't bother seeing it. Nor will I bother to read any more of Stephenie Meyer's craptacular writing. (Although The Host was slightly better than Twilight. Slightly.)

Anyway, check out this excellent article, and smile.